Mason: Hey! Will you record Pawn Stars on the other tv at 9?
Me: Can't. I am already recording two shows at 9.
Mason: What are they?
Me: If you must know, "Heavy" and "Bethenney Ever After".
Mason: Oh God! That Bethenney show is crap! Like stuck on the bottom of your shoe dog crap! But at least you redeemed yourself with "Heavy".
Me: Oh and what masterpiece will you be recording on the other tv at 9?
Mason: "Southern Fried Stings"
He's just lucky Gossip Girl, 90210 and Bachelor are on hiatus or I'd be filling up both tv's! ;)
PS: Don't let Mase fool you. He has def caught an episode or two of Bethenney with me before!